Today, in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that's why you're still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML

by whoriblemomindeed / 06/20/2013 at 12:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • It's because she knows the NSA would not want to look at the nasty shit.

    #3 - On 06/20/2013 at 8:24pm by Pleonasm

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  • You got her , burnnnnnn.

    #1 - On 06/20/2013 at 8:22pm by LookAttMyyLifee

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