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Today, in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that's why you're still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML


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On 06/20/2013 at 12:02pm - misc - by whoriblemomindeed (woman) - United States (Texas)

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It's because she knows the NSA would not want to look at the nasty shit.

#3 - On 06/20/2013 at 8:24pm by Pleonasm

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You got her , burnnnnnn.

#1 - On 06/20/2013 at 8:22pm by LookAttMyyLifee

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