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Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML


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On 06/17/2013 at 8:46am - misc - by newyorkers - United States (New York)

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No-one tried to help you? New York sucks.

#1 - On 06/17/2013 at 12:54pm by DeidaraAkatsuki

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Did you not nudge him back? Treat others as they treat you... or something like that ;)

#2 - On 06/17/2013 at 12:55pm by Doodleoodlebug

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