By jhughes1997 - 17/06/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
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Doxy 22

You're a trend setter by nature I see. A fisherman's tan is going to be the next big thing. I just can feel it.

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poetrywriter12 6

Maybe your troll father was trying teach you a lesson for sleeping when you were meant to spend time with him.

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Steffi 26

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Damian95 16

...Well that would be the story of all fish stories....^^^

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Olympiakos10 15

I still don't understand what the **** half the people who replied here are trying to say

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Kefka91 15

27 - You want people to say things are "mentally challenged" then? Yeah, that's retarded.

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ravenevercross 19

What happened to #1?

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lifesucks1217 6

Saying stupid is less offensive than saying retarded or mentally challenged to people like me. (in my opinion)

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Steffi 26

I wasn't being serious, just to confirm :/.

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thandidavis 17

How's that offensive? If I were to call someone who was mentally disabled a retard I feel like that would be offensive...you even use "mentally disabled" instead of "retard".

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Mr_Satan 11

48 - Using the word "retarded" as an insult is not a recent thing. Besides that, by definition, insults are offensive. It's the whole goddamn point. Is it better to say dumb ass? Shit for brains? Witless, dull, dense, or brainless? No! It doesn't ******* matter. All of that, including retarded, means below average intelligence. So get the **** over this PC bullshit.

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Wiringify 22

I'm sure it does.

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vehementbitch 4

New trend on the lose! Fishnet tan! No need to buy stockings any more!

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RedPillSucks 31

OPs a guy. I hope he wasn't into stockings before this.

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Doxy 22

You're a trend setter by nature I see. A fisherman's tan is going to be the next big thing. I just can feel it.

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Jemm_fml 29

Yeah I'm sure it's going to catch on pretty fast!

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upallnight11 19

That's kind of cool, actually. If you're lucky, it will become a new summer trend. Be proud of your creativity and rock your new look.

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lennelleong 33

Two words - Mermaid. Mocumentary... :))

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saxybandgeek 14

Does the net make a kind of scale pattern? Because if it does you can pretend to be a merman more efficiently

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feelingold 18

absolutely. because mermaids definitely exist (despite the government cover-up...)

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poetrywriter12 6

Maybe your troll father was trying teach you a lesson for sleeping when you were meant to spend time with him.

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simsgirlgem 25

Could be worse you could have woke up with the word Dick or a penis drawn on your forehead

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Jemm_fml 29

This is the part where you WORK. IT. *snaps fingers*

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HopelesslyCiara5 19

Yes! Work it! It sounds pretty cool to me!! Now you can check that off your bucket list, OP!

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