Today, I told my friend, who's a marriage counsellor, about some of the things my husband does that I hate, like snoring loudly and eating with his mouth open. I wasn't asking for advice, but she just looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Divorce." Bye-bye, faith in humanity. FML

by ineedbetterfriends / 06/15/2013 at 5:08pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Miscellaneous

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  • Your friend must be an FML commenter, right? Haha, of course she is. Give us her username and we'll set her straight for ya.

    #1 - On 06/15/2013 at 11:28pm by Shrike

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  • I feel bad for all the couples she gives counseling to..

    #4 - On 06/15/2013 at 11:33pm by cuppycakeslove

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