Forever single

By Bridget Jones? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I found out that my family has a bet on how long I will be single for. FML
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Top comments

BubbleGrunge 18

Place your own bet OP!

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Jea2096 11

If they are betting a long time go out and prove them wrong! If they are betting a short time stay low for awhile. Nothing better than proving your family wrong!

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BubbleGrunge 18

Place your own bet OP!

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ironichalibut 24

Place your own bet then conspire to secure your prize, you could win big!

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Jea2096 11

If they are betting a long time go out and prove them wrong! If they are betting a short time stay low for awhile. Nothing better than proving your family wrong!

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lilhellian 26

I would take the bet money and treat myself with it.

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Bloodjoker 11

So what kinda odds are we talking? I got a good tip

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tygerarmy 35

Get a friend on it and split the winnings with them.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

That's what I was thinking, even though you have no love life you can at least get some cash out of it.

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Catkam623 27

This could be read either your a **** have a new boyfriend like every day and the bets a matter of hours or you could be forever alone and it's a matter of decades...

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RedPillSucks 31

Is there a middle ground? forever a ****? slutty alone? Anyone? No? Sigh...

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linstar 13

I'm guessing it's forever alone, seeing as OP's name is Bridget Jones?

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lexi365 20

Can't you date without having sex? No? Just me? Okay. *hides under rock*

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Pwn17 25

Well, try and find someone. When you do, just show them to your family and punch the assholes who pay up because they thought it would take longer.

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Pleonasm 35

I think the least you can do is let the FML community in on this good oppurtunity. OK PEOPLE I HAVE 20 BUCKS ON 5 MORE YEARS

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Schiffy 18

I see your 20 and raise you 500 to add another 5 years.

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Catkam623 27

I see your 500 raise 10000 on next 8 min. *turns and asks out op exactly 8 min later*

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chuckcloninger 12

Betting a long or short times in general?

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Enslaved 36

Nothing wrong with being picky about who you want to date. I'd rather be single than settle.

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RedPillSucks 31

There's only a 3 letter difference. I'll settle for the slutty single.

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MGITSWFTC 17

It shouldn't matter what they think, date at your own pace and somebody will win a few dollars. It's a win-win scenario, except for whomever loses the bet!

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