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Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me while screaming, "My precious!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (45865) - you deserved it (7320)

On 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

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You have a fun dad

#1 - On 06/02/2013 at 11:25pm by Cristoforo

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Awww, you're his precious! That means he's willing to fall into an active volcano for you.

#2 - On 06/02/2013 at 11:26pm by Stormdriven37

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