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Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48067) - you deserved it (3728)

On 05/31/2013 at 2:47pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Let me guess, your real name IS McLovin!

#4 - On 05/31/2013 at 9:10pm by PenguinBitch

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It's never bad to look young!!!

#6 - On 05/31/2013 at 9:11pm by TwinkleToes7

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