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Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML


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On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

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What a jerk, it was obviously an accident, at least you tried to help him

#1 - On 05/27/2013 at 9:56am by AlwayzCelly

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If the law didn't punish fatal car accidents, I would have encouraged you to get back in the car and run him over, OP.

#2 - On 05/27/2013 at 9:57am by Virgilius

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