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Today, I got dragged along to a family dinner. Some idiot invited my douchebag vegan uncle, who spent half the night making condescending remarks and lecturing us on how disgusting it was to have steak on offer at the table. A fistfight eventually erupted, and the cops were called. FML
Most vegans I know are very arrogant and annoying.
Hey, vegetables have feelings too; I've heard they grow better when sung to.
This is why I subsist on a diet of water and dirt.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016