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Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML


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On 05/25/2013 at 12:14pm - misc - by a hex upon your anus, sir (woman) - United Kingdom

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I hope you took a swing at him with your crutch... or at least let it rest on his foot.

#1 - On 05/25/2013 at 8:59pm by bandofsand

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fake fall on the floor and scream in agony. cry a little and blame him for everythung.

#2 - On 05/25/2013 at 9:01pm by MyMetalRomance

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