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Today, I was using a restroom with automatic sinks and toilets. I assumed the paper towel dispensers were automatic too. I stood there waving my hands like an idiot before a girl walked in, pulled a lever, and made paper towels come out for me. FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by paper towel virgin - United States (Missouri)

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you shouldnt automatically assume things

#1 - On 05/24/2013 at 5:56am by imaxmain

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I have to admit, I've done this before. FOL

#2 - On 05/24/2013 at 5:56am by amirawrx

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