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Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61537) - you deserved it (3383)

On 05/20/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by pregnant loser apparently (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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And does your sister happen to be a teenage delinquent, too?

#1 - On 05/20/2013 at 5:43am by SiriusBlack97

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You can see your parents have favorites :(

#2 - On 05/20/2013 at 5:44am by sarah_grace_baby

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