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Today, I got a tattoo of the snake and staff medical symbol on my wrist. Now everyone keeps asking what illness I have; they think it's a medical bracelet substitute. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21777) - you deserved it (38515)

On 05/16/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by Calaraphea (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)

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Well hey, I would too.

#1 - On 05/16/2013 at 12:56pm by lyssgross

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It's your tattoo. You can make it mean whatever you like. Just tell them what it means to you.

#6 - On 05/16/2013 at 12:58pm by eMurpH

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