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Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49289) - you deserved it (4782)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by violatedbuttcrack - Australia (New South Wales)

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Unless you're a stripper. They get many fingers in their butt crack.

#1 - On 05/16/2013 at 10:30am by NoorFML

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Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.

#2 - On 05/16/2013 at 10:31am by camsterjoe

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