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Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
Unless you're a stripper. They get many fingers in their butt crack.
Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 November 2015