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Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML


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On 05/15/2013 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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She should be happy for you! Don't let anything she said get to you! Congrats!

#1 - On 05/15/2013 at 5:54pm by AnthonyWheeler15

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Self centered people these days. And if she doesn't want to she doesn't have to let it affect her. Live your life the way you want to. If you are old enough to be engaged you are old enough for it not to matter how it will affect her.

#2 - On 05/15/2013 at 5:55pm by Shortay123

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