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Today, my new neighbor moved in. Because she was fairly young, I offered to mow her grass whenever it needed cut. Her dad then tried to start a fight with me because he thought it was sexual come-on. FML
That has to be the weirdest new neighbor offer/introduction that I have ever heard.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016