Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML
by for the love of god / 05/14/2013 at 5:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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I faked a pregnancy once too when I got jealous of my wife. For some reason she never believed me, something about me not having the "proper internal plumbing to get pregnant" or some mumbo jumbo
#3 - On 05/15/2013 at 2:40am by zingline89
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Well congrats on the twin boys!
#1 - On 05/15/2013 at 2:37am by woainishamu
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