Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML
by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
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(toe enters mouth) "Didn't mean to wake you." (moves foot away)
#3 - On 05/14/2013 at 2:20am by Booda_Shun
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Oh alright, that's interesting.
#1 - On 05/14/2013 at 2:18am by SharnaaaBanana
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