Today, my brother's friend was about to drive home drunk, so I convinced him to think and not be stupid. It wasn't an invitation to puke on my floor then try to crawl into bed with me. FML

by GaveAnInchTakeAMile / 05/11/2013 at 5:52am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • However, you're a hero and may have saved his and other people's lives.

    #3 - On 05/11/2013 at 10:27am by Ultimate_No

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  • Cleaning up puke is much easier than cleaning up an automobile accident

    #5 - On 05/11/2013 at 10:30am by jonnied23

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