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Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50379) - you deserved it (11369)

On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Easier to light up on one big candle than 70 small ones.
Good thinking!

#2 - On 05/08/2013 at 5:58am by Pleonasm

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I've said this before and i'll say it again, old people are awesome

#3 - On 05/08/2013 at 5:58am by grahmagog

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