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Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62084) - you deserved it (4773)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:08pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

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Shoulda just told her it was a surprise for her...but FYL

#1 - On 05/06/2013 at 5:33pm by tjshatescra

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Return the gifts then.

#2 - On 05/06/2013 at 5:33pm by PoopNuggetLeader

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