Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML
by wat_dafuq_bro / 05/06/2013 at 2:06am / Miscellaneous
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Really? She hit you with a mace?
Where does one buy a big spiked iron ball on a stick these days? I could really use one.
#1 - On 05/06/2013 at 6:01am by DocBastard
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You should put her number on Craigslist
#6 - On 05/06/2013 at 6:08am by Ambient25
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