Today, I finished a dance competition. With competitions, it requires you to wear a lot of makeup like false eyelashes and red lipstick. I went into a Starbucks to get a coffee and a boy around 18 asked me, in all seriousness, what my rate is for one night. FML

by dancer, not a hooker... / 05/05/2013 at 1:01am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

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  • To be fair, hookers DO dance.

    #4 - On 05/05/2013 at 10:30am by NoorFML

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  • Dancers dont make much money, I think you found your new calling.

    #5 - On 05/05/2013 at 10:30am by lordtumbles

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