Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML

by Fatty Fatty Fatso / 05/04/2013 at 8:41pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • If you're not happy with that, it's time to take control of your life and start exercising and get healthy. Best of luck to you, Op.

    #2 - On 05/05/2013 at 4:16am by Misswildsides

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  • Look at it as your jeans receiving special treatment, only half as many crammed into the washer.

    #1 - On 05/05/2013 at 4:16am by TheDrifter

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