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Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50270) - you deserved it (7092)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

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Be proud! Not many people can truthfully say that their grandmother is an actual badass.

#1 - On 05/04/2013 at 9:09pm by DocBastard

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fyl? naaah f their life! they were just dominated by a grandma. she's a boss!

#2 - On 05/04/2013 at 9:10pm by yuup96

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