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Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48726) - you deserved it (4220)

On 05/04/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Kick her. Don't kick her out of the house. Just kick her.

#4 - On 05/04/2013 at 1:07pm by harrypotter955

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That's a little sickening, isn't it?

#1 - On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm by Serisent

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