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Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML


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On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)

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How did she react?? lol

#1 - On 05/03/2013 at 1:33pm by ananas99

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Now if she still friends you on FaceBook, you know you've got a keeper. Would've loved to see everyone's faces, hehe.

#2 - On 05/03/2013 at 1:36pm by Setareh23

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