Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 2:29am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Well you've proven that you are a disgrace to the Hidden Leaf village.

    #1 - On 05/02/2013 at 6:18am by Virgilius

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  • Quick tutorial.

    Ninjas do: Swiftly chop bugs before they can hit face

    Ninjas don't: Scream and flail

    #24 - On 05/02/2013 at 7:00am by dontpanic

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