Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML

by longsock123 / 04/30/2013 at 11:09am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.

    #3 - On 04/30/2013 at 1:00pm by alliewillie

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  • Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!

    #5 - On 04/30/2013 at 1:01pm by tommyfox

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