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Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43898) - you deserved it (3178)

On 04/28/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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My brother has a friend who converted to Islam. He kept it a secret from his parents because if he told them, they would cut him off completely. He ended up telling them recently, but he's poor and on his own now.

#2 - On 04/28/2013 at 7:25pm by NoorFML

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You might as well speak your mind, OP. God forced you to have free will—never mind the fact that there's a chance you'll get kicked out because of it. Just pick 1/3000 gods and cross your fingers

#1 - On 04/28/2013 at 7:25pm by FreshPie

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