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Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47541) - you deserved it (3274)

On 04/28/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by lonesome - Canada

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Awww I'm sorry OP. Maybe they assumed you'd be busy, or too tired or something. Should bring up the topic and ask why.

#6 - On 04/28/2013 at 7:38am by zahra_786

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If it's anything like dinners with my family, you just missed out on an opportunity for a baby to spit up on you, your aunts and uncles to interrogate you about whether you have a degree yet, and your grandparents to ask you if you're still gay. I would be thanking my lucky stars.

#8 - On 04/28/2013 at 7:43am by eleemosynarian92

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