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Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party; obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44361) - you deserved it (9350)

On 04/26/2013 at 4:36am - misc - by KingUrge (man) - United States (California)

Top comments can still say that you got to party with girls.

#2 - On 04/26/2013 at 9:47am by uiskibum

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Well you should always expect the worst or random possibilities. Not saying it was your fault but, I am saying to look for things that are too good to be true.

#1 - On 04/26/2013 at 9:46am by jtthegr8

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