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Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML


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On 04/24/2013 at 8:18pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Wow what a jerk. It is not a time for games when your love is in serious pain.

#1 - On 04/25/2013 at 4:07am by simplysarcastics

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What the fuck is wrong with your husband?

#10 - On 04/25/2013 at 4:15am by superpoptart

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