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Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML


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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

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I usually wore ear plugs to those types of tests. Everyone around you should have brought nose plugs instead.

You obviously needed a butt plug.

#7 - On 04/24/2013 at 5:42pm by DocBastard

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Damn. At least you didn't Shit your pants.

#1 - On 04/24/2013 at 5:39pm by goodoldave

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