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Today, my husband laughed at me for farting in the bathtub; I lied by admitting to it. The fact is that I have enough back-fat to create suction against the bathtub. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44239) - you deserved it (16960)

On 04/24/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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That really "sucks"

#3 - On 04/24/2013 at 1:00pm by that1guyyy

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That's a clue to start running

#2 - On 04/24/2013 at 1:00pm by sg777

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