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Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile for "lying". FML


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On 04/23/2013 at 1:25am - misc - by anonymous - United States

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Apparently only kids in school are allowed to have poor handwriting these days...shoulda said your grandpa was a doctor, that'd clear it right up

#3 - On 04/23/2013 at 5:52am by Bakarra

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Why did you obey? "No I am HURT" then go sit on a bench, limping.

#4 - On 04/23/2013 at 5:54am by Lilaxx

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