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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolled her eyes, called me clueless, and said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. FML


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On 04/21/2013 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

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Write this moment down and remind her of it in four years and ask again who's clueless.

#2 - On 04/21/2013 at 9:35pm by rg350dx

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Actually, I'm pretty sure tripling the dosage of any type of drugs will triple it's effects. Not it's DURATION, but I'm prettttttyyy positive dosage is directly linked to intensity of effects. Granted, if the effects are "gets rid of pain", you can't really go negative on pain scale. Unless you're talking opiates, in which case, the effects of taking triple doses will be addiction... I do not however believe that it will be enough to warrant a doctor visit, have you guys seen how much pain pills some people pop?

#15 - On 04/21/2013 at 9:46pm by SpazTheGreat

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