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Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56175) - you deserved it (2787)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by stupidneighbor (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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You should've killed two birds with one stone and told her to take her bitching elsewhere.

#1 - On 03/04/2009 at 5:00pm by adelaide_evening

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WOW, some people just don't get it. There are some things you just need to let go. There are no words to adequately describe people like your neighbor. Socially retarded, snobbish, idiotic, self-absorbed assholes, maybe, but so much worse...

#3 - On 03/04/2009 at 5:22pm by PureGold

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