Today, for the fifth time since my parents got divorced, my father has decided he doesn't want to pick me up for his weekend because I'm "too responsible to have fun with." FML
by ouch / 04/16/2013 at 12:17pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
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Then egg his house, he'll never suspect a thing.
#1 - On 04/16/2013 at 4:46pm by benhd1
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It's a perfect opportunity to use your powers for evil, he'll never suspect you since you're the responsible one!
#5 - On 04/16/2013 at 4:48pm by klorehore
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