Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend, when she reached over and twisted my nipples to the point of tears. I'm still not sure what in the name of Dawkins I did to deserve that. FML

by SoreNips / 04/12/2013 at 7:57pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous

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  • The way this is worded makes me picture your nipples in tears.

    #2 - On 04/12/2013 at 11:34pm by osm1989

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  • "What in the name of Dawkins" that's fantastic.

    Also, maybe she's just trying to tell you she's into pain. Sure would be a weird way of showing it, but ya know.

    #3 - On 04/12/2013 at 11:35pm by spazz666

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