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Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22134) - you deserved it (2085)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by nj (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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are you playng competitively? if so, then you should praactice more. if it's a casual league, tell your coach to fuck off. seriously, tell him that.

#5 - On 02/10/2009 at 10:24pm by jimbo

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just tell him your babysitting fees and don't bother :)

#8 - On 02/11/2009 at 7:30am by csigabajnok

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