Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37278) - you deserved it (4125)
On 04/09/2013 at 1:58pm - misc - by FootFlakes (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I…
maturity also deserved itToday, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I…
At least she's not eating them?
#7 - On 04/09/2013 at 4:36pm by tacojauns
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+52 | 43
buy her a pumice stone and a garbage can
#4 - On 04/09/2013 at 4:34pm by liv_graham
+45 | 7
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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