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Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34159) - you deserved it (2486)

On 04/09/2013 at 7:05am - misc - by MickyIsEVIL - Japan (Aichi)

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If you're willing to ignore absolutely all logic and social convention, OP, then she has a pretty good point.

#1 - On 04/09/2013 at 12:47pm by FreshPie

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Well Disney fucking closed Lucas Arts and CANCELLED 1313 you HORRIBLE EXCUSE OF A BEING YOU HAVE THE TATTOO OF THE DEVIL.
Just kidding I don't even play those games.

#2 - On 04/09/2013 at 12:48pm by Pleonasm

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