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Today, I carried flat-packed boxes home from work to move my things into a new apartment. Whilst walking down the street, the wind kept blowing and spinning me round. A crowd eventually gathered, mistaking me for a street performer. Nobody helped or even threw me any loose change. FML


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On 04/05/2013 at 7:04am - misc - by Gem - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

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*throws a quarter*

#1 - On 04/05/2013 at 12:48pm by Welshite

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You need to put a hat or a guitar case out to collect tips.

You can't expect the general public to stuff bills in your G-string on the street.

Next time you walk out on the street with boxes on a blowy day, strip down to a bikini and you'll earn your rent in about 20 minutes ;)

#9 - On 04/05/2013 at 12:57pm by perdix

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