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You ought to shoot her in self-defense.
If you got hit in the face with a volleyball recently, you may have gained psychic powers.
Its a sign op! Run! Fast! You should be more than "slightly" worried.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 13 February 2015