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Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
You fell for old sleeping motorboat? That's the oldest trick in the book!
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Tuesday 24 November 2015