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Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19696) - you deserved it (27939)

On 04/03/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by nickcedola40 (man) - United States (Florida)

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That's actually a little creepy.

#1 - On 04/04/2013 at 3:43am by kglambert24

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"Make her day by asking her to marry me"... A bit conceited, aren't we?

#10 - On 04/04/2013 at 3:52am by techweed

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