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Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39705) - you deserved it (6097)

On 04/03/2013 at 2:45pm - misc - by poop (man) -

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Sell her on the black market and call it even

#2 - On 04/03/2013 at 5:35pm by Omfgitsmia

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Your sister is nuts. What are your parents saying about this?

#1 - On 04/03/2013 at 5:34pm by notjanedoe

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