Today, my mom has forbidden me from drinking skim milk, because my sister is upset that I'm skinnier than her. The same sister who refuses to drink any other milk than 2% chocolate. FML
by jll14 / 03/31/2013 at 6:27pm / Malaysia (Sabah) / Miscellaneous
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#2 - On 03/31/2013 at 9:19pm by abbttmc
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