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Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40996) - you deserved it (4920)

On 03/26/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by holycommander - United States

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#1 - On 03/26/2013 at 6:16pm by perdix

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Perhaps it's time for mommy to let go of baby. Because baby is 20 and baby can make his own decisions.

Simplify it for her. Or else you will have to start wearing diapers and needing bottles.

#2 - On 03/26/2013 at 6:16pm by misspulkadot24

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